Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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