Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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