i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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