Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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