She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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