Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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