JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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