i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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