question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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