i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think your dad took our porno
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
