Don't you send me to vm
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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