My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
handjob tips. give me some.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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