We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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