Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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