There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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