how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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