If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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