If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
