yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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