Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I haven't been this sober since birth.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I have aggressive nipples.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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