Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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