so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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