I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
