So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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