My hand turned me down
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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