i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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