this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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