Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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