Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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