dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
try to milk me bitch
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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