What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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