I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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