Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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