after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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