Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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