I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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