kristin has been a bad kristin
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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