fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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