i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Randomize
