we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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