People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
