We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
only if we run a train.
done.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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