You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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