i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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