I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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