i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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