Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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