I just saw a hot homeless man
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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