You made me cry and you don't even care
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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