You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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